Louisiana residents burn US flags in protest.Senate candidate Gary Chambers is no stranger to controversy. Recently he smoked marijuana in a an ad for his Senate run. Even more recent…Feb 11, 2022Feb 11, 2022
Local “Past Man” only leaves single thin roast beef slice for “Future man”Local Tradesman Donny Borowitz was dismayed to find as he made a sandwich for himself this afternoon that there was only one last thin…Aug 17, 2021Aug 17, 2021
Local Homeless Man with “Apocalypse Imminent” sign in running for Pulitzer Prize.Capt. Archibald Q. Spoon, as he has asked us to call him, found it most curious when he received a call on his scratched up Nokia that he…Aug 13, 2021Aug 13, 2021
It turns out I would do unholy things for a Klondike barOftentimes being human means coming face to face with your own shortcomings, your own failures. Sometimes you have to hold up the mirror…May 22, 2021May 22, 2021
The FBI agent that tracks my every move online just sent me a recommendation to “get some help”I think men in this day and age are a lot less pressured in a societal way to hold their emotions in. We are much more expressive society…May 14, 2021May 14, 2021
Government Considering Renaming All Covid-19 Vaccines “Freedom Shots”Joe Bidens cabinet is conferring with the CDC and other health organizations and pharmaceutical manufacturers to rename all Covid-19…May 12, 2021May 12, 2021
EXTRA EXTRA!! Matt Gaetz did the thing we were all pretty sure he did.I mean does this need a news story?May 1, 2021May 1, 2021
The Sociopaths Guide To The New Covid-19 GuidelinesSo you just heard that that the new guidelines for the coronavirus are out, and they actually include a legit reason to not have to wear…Apr 29, 2021Apr 29, 2021
“Comedian” assumes he’s just victim of “woke culture” and not terrible.A burgeoning youtube comedian has assumed that his critics are simply a wing of a “woke leftwing culture” and not a result of his jokes…Apr 28, 2021Apr 28, 2021
Ben Shapiro tweeted a defense of Derek Chauvins “acquittal” before realizing he was found guiltyRight wing pundit Ben Shapiro of the Daily Wire tweeted out a defense of former officer Chauvin being acquitted of his charges, moments…Apr 21, 2021Apr 21, 2021
