Local Tradesman Donny Borowitz was dismayed to find as he made a sandwich for himself this afternoon that there was only one last thin slice of roast beef left. “It just breaks your heart you know. How could someone do this to someone else? How soulless do you have to…

Capt. Archibald Q. Spoon, as he has asked us to call him, found it most curious when he received a call on his scratched up Nokia that he was in consideration to receive a Pulitzer Prize in Journalism for his spot on reporting the incoming end of the world. “I…

Oftentimes being human means coming face to face with your own shortcomings, your own failures. Sometimes you have to hold up the mirror and realize the creature staring back at you is not at all the person you want to be. We’re forced to box up and contain all our…

I think men in this day and age are a lot less pressured in a societal way to hold their emotions in. We are much more expressive society and culture in a way that we weren’t 30, 20, even 10 years ago. …

Joe Bidens cabinet is conferring with the CDC and other health organizations and pharmaceutical manufacturers to rename all Covid-19 vaccines “Freedom Shots.” “We’re at a critical moment right now with vaccine supplies. In some areas of the country supply now far exceeds demand. This isn’t good for the prospects of…

I mean does this need a news story? Yes Yes, I know we all live in an era of fake news and “agenda driven narratives” and blah blah blah, you really F****ing hitched yourself to a bad ride here Matt. What bothers me the most is that on some level…

So you just heard that that the new guidelines for the coronavirus are out, and they actually include a legit reason to not have to wear masks. …

A burgeoning youtube comedian has assumed that his critics are simply a wing of a “woke leftwing culture” and not a result of his jokes just being awful. On his latest youtube video a Tim Fathoms, elaborated on a conspiracy by a hivemind left as he called it to “cancel”…

Right wing pundit Ben Shapiro of the Daily Wire tweeted out a defense of former officer Chauvin being acquitted of his charges, moments before the actual verdict was read out. “We have a justice system in this country and it works. Derek Chauvin acquitted of these ridiculous mob rule charges…